Because the kiddies haven't been behaving, the incumbent babysitter was fired, and a new baby sitter was installed for the time being. Eventually, it'll be discovered that the parents - namely, John Shaw and Jay Zygmunt - are utterly responsible for poor parenting and will be kicked to the curb by an unforgiving judge, played by Chip Rosenbloom.
Side Note: The picture below doesn't even look real. Frankly, it looks like a picture that was staged for the inside cover of a media guide. The only problem is that there's probably a 50/50 chance that Jim Haslett's picture is even needed for next year's media guide.
Perhaps in an attempt to look like the sane franchise trying to establish soludarity, the St. Louis Cardinals signed pitcher Kyle Lohse to a four year deal. Let's hope all bad long-term-pitching-vibes left when Mark Mulder and Chris Carpenter signed their extensions. [USA Today]
With an early September exit and the recent signing Kyle Lohse, it seems John Mozaliak is "calculating the cost" of winning in the National League Central. [Chicago Tribune]
Our very own Josh Bacott's Week 4 take on being a fan for the worst football franchise in the league. [JoeSportsFan.com]
It's a official - someone has "peed their pants" because the Brewers made the playoffs for the first time in 26 years. [Pee Your Pants For the Brewers]
