Yesterday Mr. Sebek showed you Terrell Owens in all his glory, picking and searching for gold in his naval cavity. We go from one whiney wide receiver to another, as Plaxico Burress apparently allowed someone from the Secret Service to put him in a sleeper hold.
God bless modern technology.
After a banner weekend with a few knicks and bumps, Steven Jackson says he'll be on the field this Sunday. [Sporting News]
With backup goalie Chris Mason needing a few weeks of recovery time, local athlete Ben Bishop has been added to the Blues big club. [AP]
According to our town's most influential, the Cardinals are not a player for Jake Peavy. [Bernie's Extra Points]
Our town is a player for Bryan Burwell, though. Per Dan Caesar, Burwell will hold down the midday 10 - 4 slot on 101.1. Four hours of Burwell? Geesh. [Media Views]
His royal highness, Brett Fav-ruh, is garnering some reaction from around the league for his selfish behavior. ESPN still has not mentioned it, by the way.
